since we all go to toilet and do some shit here is ways of your shit,,, i hope u find some familiar to u!
1. snob shit - shit, when u want to get it out u strain so hard u think u will get heartattack
2. iceberg shit - shit, who is so big that a parot of him is still out of water
3. grain shit - no need for a coment, u will recognize it!
4. tree shit - shit, that is so long that u are scared to flush it away befor u chop it in smaller peaces
5. drunks shit - shit, that comes out next day after hard party and drinking, while leaving his signs in your toilet.
6. "ooh how i want" shit - shit, who u want to get out but all u can do is try try and try again!
7. painfull shit - shit, while coming out make u so much pain that u could swore its not the right place from were it comes
8. wet butt shit - shit who comes out so fast and walls in water and splash your ass
9. telephone shit - shit, who comes out till half and then your phone rings, and u have a chose: finish it and miss the call, or tightend your ass muscles and let him hang out of ass while u run to answer call
10. well knows shit - shit, whom u see, u know what did u eat before
11. rabbit shit - shit, what feels big but all u can do is shit out small balls
12. ghost shit - shit who comes out, leaves trace on toiletpaper but not seen in toilet
13. clean shit, comes out, seen in toilet, but dont leave a trace on toilet paper
14. wet shit - after this shit u clean your ass 10 times and still its feeling u havnt cleaned it !
15. "i come again" shit - shit who want to come out right after u clean your ass and put your pants on
16. TURBO shit - shit, yellow/brown fluid comes out of you so fast that it covers all your toilet.
17. shark shit - shit, that comes out slowly and destroys your asshole with its small teeth looking projectors
18. "who shit there" shit - shit, whos smell is so great that it breaks out of toilet and fills whole house with its smell
have a nice day, and remember this when u next time go to toilet!


